Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Peeing in "The Dress"


Peeing in "The Dress"

How to Accomplish the Seemingly Impossible


You’ve all heard of the bathroom nightmares brides face trying to go to the bathroom in their bridal gowns. Of all the things brides have to stress about on their big day, this should not be one of them. How many members of the bridal party does it take for the bride to be able to pee in her dress? Well, normally it takes about three bridesmaids to hold up a hefty size gown while the bride pops a squat.

           A bridesmaid on weddingchannel.com posted about her experience at her best friend’s wedding, “My best friend got married two years ago. We asked her before the dress went on if she needed to pee and she said no. As soon as she had the undies, 20 lbs dress with the puffy lining (it actually had an extra slip with MORE poof), and the whole shebang she had to pee. All three of her bridal party went into the bathroom with her, lifted the dress up high and positioned her on the toilet. It was crazy, but we have some good memories.


Photo credit: www.projectwedding.com
Fear no more! There is in fact an unconventional way for the bride to go to the bathroom by her self! That’s right, privacy ladies!





Just 5 simple steps:

1.      Take underwear OFF
2.      Face the toilet
3.      Pull the front of your dress up to your waist
4.      Walk forward, straddling the toilet
5.      Sit down and lean forward 





You’re welcome.

Skeptical about this new approach? Brides everywhere are raving about it and wish they new about it sooner! A bride posted about her experience using this technique at her wedding on finalstitch.co.uk, "It worked for me in my mermaid style dress so I imagine it'll work even better for the more classically shaped wedding dress."

xoxo

Miranda 

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